After months of intensive experimenting and lots of trials over hardships and absoulute 'tidak-tahu-maluness' ...i present to you..

** the polite version..
SPOON + FORK = SPORK
Definition: this is how we, Malaysians... speak using our sporks....

hmmm... another satisfied meal... yumm!!

famished for left-handers**
aiyoo cukup-cukup makan la.. for left-handers**
OOoii TAUKEH!! TAMBAH NASIK SATU LAGIK!!
I'm on diet ya know.. dont eat soo much.. dont eat so much...
CIS.. this is my FIRST and LAST time.. **spits.. Pfft.. i aint coming back here again!!

"T" is for Tenaga!! Dont eat rice meh???

And that my friends.. is the Malaysian Spork Language @ polite version.. brought to you by Jo courtesy of AhJo.com.. Wohooo!!
"SELAMAT ARI GAWAI"
anywayz..