Ello, today's the 11th November 2006, heh 7 days to go before my first paper starts. /swt

Anyway, what will i be discussing today? Let me see.. microsoft hua (* geylang version of microsoft word?) Well, it needs a little bit of publisity. Alrightie then!

Microsoft Hua (pronouced in hokkien not chinese)...

hold on a sec, i've just stopped and watched AMAZING RACE ASIA.. WOOHOOO! With Alan Wu as host, (though i like the original one better..) Well, i certianly the Malaysian team and the Indonesians have a good chance. Well, this episode, they're looking for the pitstop in Menara KL (*salutes) after pacing the go-karts somewhere in Stadium Shah Alam.. ( i actually know this place .. haha). At least, it's in Asia you know.. i mean. Usually they end up in Africa, Nigeria, Barcelona, Australia, Artics, Rome, jungle, ... etc etc.. heck i don't even know which is where. /swt.. am i far too off the topic? Alright, alright..

Microsoft Hua Nothing much about this baby actually, except for that user-friendly easier to understand geylang-language! Ya-baby! i mean like what's up with 'File','Edit','Tools', 'Help'? i mean like, why cant they use some other words like.. 'Menu' 'kuei'(open in hokkien) 'touch-this and your document will be destroyed' 'touch that and your document will be saved later then destroyed' and etc. Well, you do have a point when you say they want to keep the words simple and short. Heck! Bill Gates must be holding a Thesauraus or watching Jammy Boliver; The Naked Dancing Chef 6 when he thought of those words.. i mean like..

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'cut' the meat into halves so that it cooks smoothly. then 'insert' the mixed chicken and potato mash into the oven and bake for 270 deg. After that, 'open' the canned tomatoes and mix with the coriander 'paste' which you can buy anywhere in the store. Now, 'save' a little of those tomatoes for the chicken and 'arrange all' the mixed up tomatoes in this big plate over here. Then, we 'customize' the plate by adding some basil leaves at the sides as 'gridlines' and 'clear' all the rest of the junk on your table. Blimey, it almost six o'clock! Get 'help' and 'assistance' from your stupid dumb kitchen slaves and then serve the meat uncooked then get ready to clean up your toilet, cause that's gonna be one sh*t of a night.

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Not exactly, a normal tv program. Watch Jamie Oliver; The Naked Chef for the uncooked, special Mediteranean chicken. That'll give your guests a blast of gas and puff at your dinner party. Haha. Making a point there, Microsoft Hua is available in 2 languages; namely English and Geylanish. You can customize your own words by clicking 'Ceh' on the tool bar then inserting your own owrds into it. Or if that's fussy for you then you can use the normal English one (which Phill Mates created) or the sexy Geylanish. For extras, it'll also be in voice command with the sexy woice of Tata Young. Yeah! (* she's also a Ahjo fan ya know.. ) See now that puts Microsoft Hua into a whole new level.

Suming all up of this week's special; Microsoft Hua.. there'll be a bonus cash prize and the secret recipe of that Uncooked Special Mediteranean Chicken FOC for the first 10 downlaoders. So get your cursors ready and click www.ahjo.com-geylang/waaimicrosofthua to download Microsoft Hua now! Yay!

Well, i want to do more advertising here but will ya just look at the time! Blimey, it's already late! Tune in next time, at Channel Discovery and Advertising! Where Ahjo will be doing more of her trash talk about her own Microsoft Hua! Signing off, this is Ahjo and have a gastly nice of a day! Adieu!~ (*blows kisses...)

P/s: Stuff above is made up entirely for the purposes of entertainment. Please do not even try to click on the site (but it will be available in the future) and well, if you wanna be a Ahjo fan.. you can email me or something.. Leave a name! Then i'll be glad to register you. And no offenses to the big PC man and the chef.. Sorry, ya mate! Dont go report police ha. later they saman me and i pokai cannot Zhng my car anymore.. Sowee..Hehe. i leave with a neerdy quote.. "Can i touch your software?" (Neerdy Geeky Quotes Volume 2)

copyrighted by Ahjo Fanclub Sdn Bhd.

Ello, today's the 11th November 2006, heh 7 days to go before my first paper starts. /swt

Anyway, what will i be discussing today? Let me see.. microsoft hua (* geylang version of microsoft word?) Well, it needs a little bit of publisity. Alrightie then!

Microsoft Hua (pronouced in hokkien not chinese)...

hold on a sec, i've just stopped and watched AMAZING RACE ASIA.. WOOHOOO! With Alan Wu as host, (though i like the original one better..) Well, i certianly the Malaysian team and the Indonesians have a good chance. Well, this episode, they're looking for the pitstop in Menara KL (*salutes) after pacing the go-karts somewhere in Stadium Shah Alam.. ( i actually know this place .. haha). At least, it's in Asia you know.. i mean. Usually they end up in Africa, Nigeria, Barcelona, Australia, Artics, Rome, jungle, ... etc etc.. heck i don't even know which is where. /swt.. am i far too off the topic? Alright, alright..

Microsoft Hua Nothing much about this baby actually, except for that user-friendly easier to understand geylang-language! Ya-baby! i mean like what's up with 'File','Edit','Tools', 'Help'? i mean like, why cant they use some other words like.. 'Menu' 'kuei'(open in hokkien) 'touch-this and your document will be destroyed' 'touch that and your document will be saved later then destroyed' and etc. Well, you do have a point when you say they want to keep the words simple and short. Heck! Bill Gates must be holding a Thesauraus or watching Jammy Boliver; The Naked Dancing Chef 6 when he thought of those words.. i mean like..

*
'cut' the meat into halves so that it cooks smoothly. then 'insert' the mixed chicken and potato mash into the oven and bake for 270 deg. After that, 'open' the canned tomatoes and mix with the coriander 'paste' which you can buy anywhere in the store. Now, 'save' a little of those tomatoes for the chicken and 'arrange all' the mixed up tomatoes in this big plate over here. Then, we 'customize' the plate by adding some basil leaves at the sides as 'gridlines' and 'clear' all the rest of the junk on your table. Blimey, it almost six o'clock! Get 'help' and 'assistance' from your stupid dumb kitchen slaves and then serve the meat uncooked then get ready to clean up your toilet, cause that's gonna be one sh*t of a night.

*

Not exactly, a normal tv program. Watch Jamie Oliver; The Naked Chef for the uncooked, special Mediteranean chicken. That'll give your guests a blast of gas and puff at your dinner party. Haha. Making a point there, Microsoft Hua is available in 2 languages; namely English and Geylanish. You can customize your own words by clicking 'Ceh' on the tool bar then inserting your own owrds into it. Or if that's fussy for you then you can use the normal English one (which Phill Mates created) or the sexy Geylanish. For extras, it'll also be in voice command with the sexy woice of Tata Young. Yeah! (* she's also a Ahjo fan ya know.. ) See now that puts Microsoft Hua into a whole new level.

Suming all up of this week's special; Microsoft Hua.. there'll be a bonus cash prize and the secret recipe of that Uncooked Special Mediteranean Chicken FOC for the first 10 downlaoders. So get your cursors ready and click www.ahjo.com-geylang/waaimicrosofthua to download Microsoft Hua now! Yay!

Well, i want to do more advertising here but will ya just look at the time! Blimey, it's already late! Tune in next time, at Channel Discovery and Advertising! Where Ahjo will be doing more of her trash talk about her own Microsoft Hua! Signing off, this is Ahjo and have a gastly nice of a day! Adieu!~ (*blows kisses...)

P/s: Stuff above is made up entirely for the purposes of entertainment. Please do not even try to click on the site (but it will be available in the future) and well, if you wanna be a Ahjo fan.. you can email me or something.. Leave a name! Then i'll be glad to register you. And no offenses to the big PC man and the chef.. Sorry, ya mate! Dont go report police ha. later they saman me and i pokai cannot Zhng my car anymore.. Sowee..Hehe. i leave with a neerdy quote.. "Can i touch your software?" (Neerdy Geeky Quotes Volume 2)

copyrighted by Ahjo Fanclub Sdn Bhd.