AhJo Crap Talk
AHJO CRAP TALK
Caution: The contain below featured a rousing footage of uncensored Kuching Hokkien language + BM + Eng pasar and few of the characters you get to see from Siang Siang korner and Hui Sing hor.. BORE ALERT!!! this is crap talk ** okay okay maybe no footage..ahahha.. enjoy anyway
Yes, my fellow buddies.. TEENAGERS.. i did this when i had nothing to post..
Teenagers now.. tsk tsk tsk.. so wild.. so daring.. so 'ah beng' and yes so 'ah lien'.. haiz .. you know what's even more scary.. do ya... do ya.. DO YA??? I'm a FREAKING TEENAGER too.. though i am still underaged.. *DANG..
But yes, we see corruption, vandalism, gangsters, violence, drugs, love, shopping, sex, stealing, babies, AIDS... and much more.. i will not list it down.. sigh.. Certainly, teenagers are the asset of the country, the pepperoni on the pizzas... the straw of the smoothie and the essence of all the essence that you can think and smell of.. YES, we are the world... we are the children.. we are the ones who makes a brighter day.. so let's start giving... **snap outta it**
Hmmph.. still, teenagers today are not as bad as they look like.. yeah sure.. they might be 'lepaking' at Siang Siang Corner.. drinking Heneiken and Tiger.. sit in big big group.. haiyo.. they're still little kids ma... still mummy and daddy's little baby.. No problem one.. kuching teens.. they all good good one. No harm.. They wont even hurt a fly.. But we seemed to be misunderstood.. why?? Why does this community of ours.. see their own kids as angel while they go and scold the 'ah beng' and 'ah lien'?? Is it wrong to be 'ah beng' and 'ah lien'.. IS it?? IS IT???
AhJo Ahma tell her story...
"..aiya aiya.. u hear me...u see them in Jln Song.. sell DVD.. aiyo kesian them lor.. buy from them.. mana tahu they sell pirated DVD .. so ppl go po mata kia.. then mata come.. then teen tiok su.. teen go balai polis.. mata pun telepon parent lo.. then mana tahu kepo auntie auntie in pasar-kia.. go gossip-gossip... until the uncle-uncle play ki also know.. until the ah ma sell kuih also know... until the Ah Lo make kopi at Hui Sing also know.. then ma tiok su again lor.. this time is 'embarlasment'.. the parent is 'emballass'.. the teen also embarass.. then the whole kuching ma si know our teen like that.. ma si malu. malu to the KL teen.. they all mat rempik.. mat rempik.. Pik tiao the helmet ma si accidelent.. ma si go TimbaLAnd lol.. haiyo.. all the teen ma si today all like .. .. like.. THAT lo..."
Kesian, juak teen kitak hari ini.. so i tell you.. it's such a pity that our teens dont get to choose what they want to be.. We're evolving ma.. bear with it.. in 5 years time.. AhJo foresees a new beginning for all teens.. the time is about to change.. the wheel of destiny has come for us, and to take us to ANDROMEDA... **what the??? ** okay okay.. to a new ERA.. evolution of teens.. lai that baru KENG!!! ma.. like that baru teens wah liew.. ppl look up the sky.. Haiyo.. i now leave u all with a song lyric from MCR - Teenagers.. MCR rocks!!
Cheers
"Teenagers"
by My Chemical Romance
They're gonna clean up your looks
With all the lies in the books
To make a citizen out of you
Because they sleep with a gun
And keep an eye on you, son
So they can watch all the things you do
Because the drugs never work
They're gonna give you a smirk
'Cause they got methods of keeping you clean
They're gonna rip up your heads,
Your aspirations to shreds
Another cog in the murder machine
They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me
The boys and girls in the clique
The awful names that they stick
You're never gonna fit in much, kid
But if you're troubled and hurt
What you got under your shirt
Will make them pay for the things that they did
They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me
Ohhh yeah!
They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me
All together now!
Teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me
[x2]
by My Chemical Romance
They're gonna clean up your looks
With all the lies in the books
To make a citizen out of you
Because they sleep with a gun
And keep an eye on you, son
So they can watch all the things you do
Because the drugs never work
They're gonna give you a smirk
'Cause they got methods of keeping you clean
They're gonna rip up your heads,
Your aspirations to shreds
Another cog in the murder machine
They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me
The boys and girls in the clique
The awful names that they stick
You're never gonna fit in much, kid
But if you're troubled and hurt
What you got under your shirt
Will make them pay for the things that they did
They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me
Ohhh yeah!
They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me
All together now!
Teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me
[x2]
