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This is the time when we reached the very last of our patience line, and when we roar, and score, and jumble up and down for more... ANIMAL INSTINCT!!!
Mind the heading, it's something that i read relating to this post, from some site.. the structure of the question sounds wrong.. Anyway..
There are a lot of things that you must be brave enough to face in KYUEM.. Our physical, mental and spiritual body must be one, to rise and fight against these if we were to survive here in college.. Amongst some are examples, of what we will be facing in KYUEM..
- noisy chaletmates.. (not for all.. mine's not a prob.. tehee)
- Ants on Fire.. red ants crawling your way..
- Anti-privacy..
- toilet sharing..
- toilet CLEANING
- sucky internet connection..
I have been persistent in enduring challenges here in college, up until yesterday night.. when i faced the second most disgusting thing in my chalet.. Meet MR COCKROACH!!!!
Okay, okay... it's small, tiny and harmless.. but for me, it's the NUMBER TWO most disgusting thing in my chalet, LIZARDS being first... Let me tell you the whole story.. i was up late last night.. playing 'Family Feud' -hehee.. where Letha and Wawa were fast asleep and Fara was back in her hometown to celebrate her bro's wedding or something.. (* long before, we knew there was this cockroach near the toilet, but we ignored it and thought it'll leave through the toilet window.. )
I went in Letha's room to switch off her lights, since she was sound asleep already.. And there he was.. staring at me.. flickering it's antennas or something.. He was a few feet above me, near the dresser, so i shooed it off back outside.. As i thought it was clear, i went back to my room merrily.. continuing my game.. And GUESS WHAT!! Who has to come buzzing through above the partition and came to my room for a visit?? Yes.. Mr COCKROACH!!! EEEWWW
i was damned scared by the looks of it.. it was FLYING.. for God's sake.. FLAPPING ITS WINGS.. near where i placed my laptop.. Without hesitation, i took up some objects.. namely.. Chemistry Book, pencil box, pencils, paper, file... but i thought it wasnt a match for the little bugger.. Mr Cockroach landed on the my study table, and at that instance, i took up some used paper and attempted to WHACK it.. AND HE FLEW OFF! I missed!! Dang..
Second attempt, i went out.. feeling all 'geli' and disgusted.. (* for once sec, i was thinking of calling some dude to help me extinguish the little bugger...).. then i saw the broom.. i took hold of it, but then.. it wasnt practical to swing a broom in my room esp when the bugger is near my table.. Damn.. i placed the broom back.. Then i went back in with some plastic bag.. hoping to capture it and bring it outside.. *without killing it.. (see, i'm human too ya know..). I went back in, the air was cool...
He was immersed blending into the surrounding of my room well, but atlas, i found him near the curtains.. waiting to launch his next flight.. Quickly i took the plastic.. and swayy all the way at him.. He was quick, he flapped his wings hard and cause a turbulance.. it was no match for me.. i was disguisted.. i let go off the plastic bag.. As soon as i was unarmed.. the little bugger flew straight towards me, aiming.. i FREAKED OUT!! (Jerked and ran..) i went out of my room and bang my door!!.. Stupid** now i'm outside and the little bugger's in my room.. NO No.. there has to be a way..
I went out to my common room again.. To look for something to whack.. no more ms nice!! i rolled up a few sheets of newspaper and went back in where the cockroach is now on the wall again.. As soon as i detected him, i flung the roll with full strength and hit MR Cockroach, ENEMY DOWN ENEMY DOWN!! He fell on my table.. buzzing and turning anti-clockwise direction.. ( i got a picture..). Then with those sparingly, doggy eyes... it was saying...
i was kind enough.. i took up the roll of newspaper and picked Mr Cockroach up from my table, aiming for the door.. But Nooo.. that little bugger sprang as soon as i picked it up, and fell on the floor.. legs down.. and started running for his life!!! I was angry!!!! VERY ANGRY!! It was aiming for the door.. He ran.. as quick as those 3 pairs of legs can carry him, injured.. for the door.. and
END!!
I know, i know.. i'm merciless.. but it was the single MOST disgusting experience i've had soooo far.. YUCKS.. i picked up his carcass.. and threw it out.. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!! I cleaned my table.. and all the infected area with clean wipes.. then detoxify myself.. Eww.. before i went to bed, i'd thank God for letting me live another day here in college... Omg... *sleep*
