Howdie partney, what chia doin ere? Haha. Animals. Don't you just love lookin at em animals. Cute little furry things.. that make noise.. Awww...
Anyway, proud to say that
Ahjo's Farm Animals are best of the best in Malaysia, and third in the world (from unidentified sources)! Don't be shocked! Be glad cause i'm showing off my farm animals to you guys today!
First stop is my one and only little chick (
siaw zhi, in chinese)! She's claire and she's my youngest breed from all the chickens in my chicken coop. Good sense of humour and love all the pooping around and escorting other chickens and cows (humans too). Dont be fool by the cheecky appearance, she's good at counting and has four toes on both of her feet (mutasi). Actually i found her in the 'longkang' at Jalan Mendu. Nobody's chick and so 'kesian' so i brought her back and gave her a home... (*eww) Now, she works for the man.. Ahjo..
Next, is the mother of all chickens.. Pat! If you ever ask her "Pat, chicken or egg first?" Her answer? Of course, "Mother chicken first la.. no mother how got egg and chicken?" (She answered this based on her chicken brain alright. No offence!) She actually a mutating breed from a planet not so far away from Earth (forgot the name) and i adopted her with the Contract System. First i got a seed then i planted it with fertilised soil and Chemical X and tadaa!
Kebo (hokkien please) was born! She has good ears and eye sight and also good company when it comes to chatting or trips. Trust me, those vacation tips.. wahlao.. priceless...
Then, i do not, but have to introduce, the duck in my animal family...
siaw yak (chinese), little duck. Same case for my duck, stella i found her in the same 'longkang' where i found claire. Just that when i found stella, she was quacking real LOUD! She's actually a chicken but she quacks! i tried convincing her that she's a pure chicken but she insisted on a chicken determination interview. So we got on the interview, with judges; Paulo Aduh, Randy Jacko and Simon Cowmoo! results are clear! She's not fit to be a chicken and so she's the duck in the family. Mind you, never ask her the ultimate question.. "Chicken or Duck" (Beware of that... )
Well, a current new member of the animals.. the
watchdog.. (* a good farmer friend of mine gave this pup to me..) His name is RuuFFFjEEEEREeeemM. Actually that's how he barks.. * swt. Good company and loves to chase the other animals around. Loves crowds, loves grass and loves eeky-muddy places.. yeah that's the one..
I do have more animals but those are ordinaryly lame so i'll lock them up in my barn. Wanna know more abt the animals or see them? Them head along to Geylang, Ahjo's Barn to see these marvellous creatures.. You wouldn't wanna miss it for the world. Aiyak! gotta go.. Cow's on the loose.. till then.. Turraa~
This is an original prodution of the
Ahjo/Geylang/crazieanimals Sdn Bhd. do not copy. For more info,
never check the website..
www.Ahjo.com/Geylang/crazieanimals just email or send me a note to the address somewhere in this context. Thank you for your attention.. class dismiss!