.. hmm i was 'grouzing!!' through my stacks of files piling up my desk day after day.. then it shot me that hmm where would i choose to celebrate my farewell party hor... check this out:


1 The Plan
~ intentionally, i wasn't keen on doing a party.. maybe a sleep over or a night at damai's with my friends would be nice.. but heck.. if i'm leaving this place sick, i'd better make it once for all to remember.. hahaha... for all i am AHJO...

so i've asked around and it's down to like a costume party.. (kinda like halloween party part 3..) or just a party.. Well, of course, i'm expecting a night to remember.. me .. ME... MEEEE!!

So it's

COSTUME PARTY vs ONE-NIGHT-OUT

2 The Majority Speaks
~ after i'm down to these two plans.. my friends started to kill my plans again saying.." go damai sleep lar.. " "dun wan.. go your house BBQ enough lar.. " "no .. no.. i know .. we all go 'kalau-OK?' " "or .. or no need la.. waste my money and time nia.." Geez...

Haiz.. SHUT UP!.. i've made my decision to go with it and i'm going to do that even if it breaks me.. penniless.. or even if i have to begg... you heard me.. and dont worry la.. i wont make it so damn big or OVER-rated.. we're still kids... anyway..

3 The Planning with Friends
~ so i went to plan a few stuff with some friends.. (ekekekek) and well the problem now is the venue factor.. i'm not saying i can do it anywhere but seriously i would prefer a nice place to hang out and chill while we party.. a few places.. suggested.. (* sorry i cant find the pics so i pirated it from kennysia.com hope you dont mind, kenny.. i know you're sweet...)

1 MY house.. My crib... eww.. so small and messy

2 Damai .. far nye..

3 The Living Room - i used to work there..

4 Soho - place for old people le..

5 Barz!ng - hmm travilion not safe at night..


6 Room two-o-five.. hmm i like it there but .. not suitable for parties..

7 Coffebean... hahah dont event think about it..

some suggestions from friends..

8 senso @ hilton - could be the right place but costly.. $

9 Zen .. i loved this place but lama-kelamaan.. my love for it dies liao..

10 mojo .. i dont really have the 'feel' for it but i do go there for wine tasting.. yumm

11 Links @ civic centre.. i want to go here cause i've heard abt it but no one chia me go le.. but friends told me i couldnt even order a drink with RM 853.73 in my pocket.. not enough.. for friends too.. *new jamban for me

12 frappe .. always the frappe which gets me tingling.. but no fun le.. music kinda ballad..

13 ????

haiz... so if got any comments or suggestions.. pls mail me.. or post a comment down there..

4 CHANGE of Plan (*again)
~ now that i've heard my friends are doing a little party for me.. ahhaha i wont be wasting my time to throw another party of my own.. but i really do hope they let me customize a bit of the details so that i like the flow of my party.. if i sik puas maybe i'll do another greater one Oo *hinting my friends.. *

Stella & Alliance (S&A) of whom i dont know exactly who they are.. i only know a couple of them .. hehe are doing the surprise factor .. hmm from what i've heard they told me i would be 'touched' and 'surprised'... hmmm if you know me.. i'd guess you know what my surprsie level is.. they wont tell me the details yet.. but hopefully soon cause i wont want it to clash with my other plans.. now i'm off with the thinking but on with the guessing..

So my guess would be:
5 The GUESS (es)

Plan A (most unlikely to happen) ...

black limo arrives outside my gate at 7 sharp. butler comes out and opens door for me.. i slit in astonishingly.. *ahem Then champagne and caviar at the side.. with a bouquet of 99 red & white roses.. and a card which reads.. "To: jo, enjoy this night to the fullest..." *smiles..


Limo stops in front of hilton, kuching .. butler comes out and opens door.. outside is a red carpet lined up for me to step on it.. flashes and picture at the side.. screams and tension fills the air.. *wahlao u think u are celebrity meh.. * okay, maybe not that crucial but i like the red carpet idea... then waiters ( 3 of them) would volunteer to escort me into senso, heart of hilton... ouch**

*doors open*

and wham.. huge blackout... then 1, 2, 3 : SURPRISE AH JO!! lights and music starts to play real loud.. *muse-starlight..* then everyone claps.. *i'll be dropping my mouth wide open.. then the crows makes way for me and my 3 waiters.. from the middle to go to the front stage *imagines..

then up in the stage is a stunning 7 layers napoleon cake from Tom's .. singles with choc bits and cream at the side. Also, to a definite touch, a shining tiara right on top.. to the left.. arrangements of champagne glasses and 3 bottles of MOET champagne readied to be popped! MC announces my arrival and then the opening ceremony begins.. *i'd coughed for a few secs.. then express my gratitude.. cut the cake and pop the champagne... then let the party begins.. !! *music: sean paul- temperature.. * WOhOOOo! .. evryone starts to party... *interval break for partying..* *music: teriyaki boyz - cho large*



Then, i'd head to the bar for fruity cocktails! Hell to the yeah!.. cosmopolitans.. sex on the beach... organsm.. sgpore sling.. screwdriver.. mojito and my fav.. B52.. (one shot)! and at the end of another corner.. appetizers... sushi.. tuna on toast.. taco chips.. nachos and salsa.. and everything else fingery to touch... Oooo.. the sensation of it.. then at the end of another corner.. the gifts pa lour. gifts all things nice and expensive.. stacked up ... aaAaa the night is still young..

Performers that night: Dj ???? would come to my party for a blast.. then special 'kalau-o' singers from friends, suara sumbang from lousy friends, games, dares, and a toast to me.. special girl for the night.. then the music changes again.. *music: avril - keep holding on* everyone got into ballad and waltz.. while i dance away with friends...

*interval break for dancing*

right before the clock struck 12, the lights dimmed down a little.. drum rolls.. someone pulled me up the stage.. and then spot light shines down.. on a farway table.. lies.. a wondrous.. . VAIO C series notebook, an iPod, a Sony PSP and tons and tons of chocolate... OOOoooOOoo and also the rest of the gifts... I'll be stilled for a sec then i'd burst out in tears.. thanking everyone.. then balloons and ribbon falls from the ceiling.. party till 1... or later..

end

Plan B (most likely would happen)

S & A informed about the party and stuff at ****>>>??? (lets say X). so i'll be heading to X with a ride from my dad. then reached there.. no one inside.. then opens door... SURPRISE..

soo many ppl inside.. then say congrats.. then give presents.. cut cake then sit down for makan makan.. *interval for makan time* then got some performance or talks... yum cha lol.. then chit chat till late night..

then open present.. i got a... a... a.... another big frog.. this time a pillow frog... then happy happy take pics take pics.. then okay lol.. go frappe for a drink *it'll be around 10 this time.. then yum cha summore.. then go back lo.. that's all for the night.. i'll be very very happy cos i get a pillow and a good night's rest.. grateful that my friends threw me a party..

best times..


Plan C (it'll happen if i got pissed or angry..)

S&A told me abt party.. but i'm pissed so i wont go.. i'll be in bed the whole day pissed and upset.. phones and handphones will be ringing.. but no answer from me.. i'd locked my front gate. and my room and tell my mum not to entertain all my friends..

*back the the party venue at night liao*

friends would be pissed cos i didnt arrive and one by one left... leaving S&A (/gg) finally then night adjourned with pissed-off faces and tired looking people..

The boss of let's say Y place would shoo the crowd away and entertain walk-in-customers instead. The night fades slowly and miserably.. the present and the setting would be wasted and thrown..

waakkak

P/s: as if i'm not human la hor.. i wont do this unless u guys really pushed me to.. and i wont expect such a huge party myself.. a simple and fine one will just make me happy i tell u...

6 The Expectations

~ dear friends.. i really appreciate the fact that you'd do this for me. Gee, thanks.. but really.. dont push it too hard... and let's have a great time together okay.. no hard feelings..

7 The Dos and Donts..

okay i think S & A should know this..
~ i dont like places too fancy and too dark
~ i dont really fancy huge surprises.. *trust me
~ i dont like places without hygiene
~ i dont like to be pranked * cos i usually prank ppl
~ i dont want things i dont need * gotta put that for my mum..
~ i dont like clowns and furry mascots... *i'm scared of them

~ i like pink, purple, black and white.. green too
~ i like ppl that i can get close to..
~ i dont like party-poopers
~ i dont like ppl pushing me around.. asking me to do this and that..
~ i dont like my friends spending a lot of money for me or for themselves..
* whoops this is suppose to be all 'likes'
~ i like friends..
~ i love frappe...
~ i love my friends
~ i love simplicity..

8 The End..

well, that about wraps up everything that i wanted to say tonight.. and i'll be expecting something from you guys though i'm curious now to find out what.. just do your best and the outcome will surely make me happy.. i trust you guys.. keekekek but if you need any help from me at all.. dont hesitate to call.. ring my number... if u can get sanjaya malakar to perform for me too.. that wouldnt be so bad.. /ehheheh

that's all from me tonight.. wrote too much crap here till my dad's murmuring.. already.. eh, let me know the guest list oo ya.. i wont want party crashers .. and clowns ..

P;S all the above was just made- up to scare my friends off.. and for reader's satisfaction.. if found offending anyone anywhere.. i truly apologize and i promise it wont happen again.. Thank you for tuning into Ahjo's Blog Entry.. Chow..

.. hmm i was 'grouzing!!' through my stacks of files piling up my desk day after day.. then it shot me that hmm where would i choose to celebrate my farewell party hor... check this out:


1 The Plan
~ intentionally, i wasn't keen on doing a party.. maybe a sleep over or a night at damai's with my friends would be nice.. but heck.. if i'm leaving this place sick, i'd better make it once for all to remember.. hahaha... for all i am AHJO...

so i've asked around and it's down to like a costume party.. (kinda like halloween party part 3..) or just a party.. Well, of course, i'm expecting a night to remember.. me .. ME... MEEEE!!

So it's

COSTUME PARTY vs ONE-NIGHT-OUT

2 The Majority Speaks
~ after i'm down to these two plans.. my friends started to kill my plans again saying.." go damai sleep lar.. " "dun wan.. go your house BBQ enough lar.. " "no .. no.. i know .. we all go 'kalau-OK?' " "or .. or no need la.. waste my money and time nia.." Geez...

Haiz.. SHUT UP!.. i've made my decision to go with it and i'm going to do that even if it breaks me.. penniless.. or even if i have to begg... you heard me.. and dont worry la.. i wont make it so damn big or OVER-rated.. we're still kids... anyway..

3 The Planning with Friends
~ so i went to plan a few stuff with some friends.. (ekekekek) and well the problem now is the venue factor.. i'm not saying i can do it anywhere but seriously i would prefer a nice place to hang out and chill while we party.. a few places.. suggested.. (* sorry i cant find the pics so i pirated it from kennysia.com hope you dont mind, kenny.. i know you're sweet...)

1 MY house.. My crib... eww.. so small and messy

2 Damai .. far nye..

3 The Living Room - i used to work there..

4 Soho - place for old people le..

5 Barz!ng - hmm travilion not safe at night..


6 Room two-o-five.. hmm i like it there but .. not suitable for parties..

7 Coffebean... hahah dont event think about it..

some suggestions from friends..

8 senso @ hilton - could be the right place but costly.. $

9 Zen .. i loved this place but lama-kelamaan.. my love for it dies liao..

10 mojo .. i dont really have the 'feel' for it but i do go there for wine tasting.. yumm

11 Links @ civic centre.. i want to go here cause i've heard abt it but no one chia me go le.. but friends told me i couldnt even order a drink with RM 853.73 in my pocket.. not enough.. for friends too.. *new jamban for me

12 frappe .. always the frappe which gets me tingling.. but no fun le.. music kinda ballad..

13 ????

haiz... so if got any comments or suggestions.. pls mail me.. or post a comment down there..

4 CHANGE of Plan (*again)
~ now that i've heard my friends are doing a little party for me.. ahhaha i wont be wasting my time to throw another party of my own.. but i really do hope they let me customize a bit of the details so that i like the flow of my party.. if i sik puas maybe i'll do another greater one Oo *hinting my friends.. *

Stella & Alliance (S&A) of whom i dont know exactly who they are.. i only know a couple of them .. hehe are doing the surprise factor .. hmm from what i've heard they told me i would be 'touched' and 'surprised'... hmmm if you know me.. i'd guess you know what my surprsie level is.. they wont tell me the details yet.. but hopefully soon cause i wont want it to clash with my other plans.. now i'm off with the thinking but on with the guessing..

So my guess would be:
5 The GUESS (es)

Plan A (most unlikely to happen) ...

black limo arrives outside my gate at 7 sharp. butler comes out and opens door for me.. i slit in astonishingly.. *ahem Then champagne and caviar at the side.. with a bouquet of 99 red & white roses.. and a card which reads.. "To: jo, enjoy this night to the fullest..." *smiles..


Limo stops in front of hilton, kuching .. butler comes out and opens door.. outside is a red carpet lined up for me to step on it.. flashes and picture at the side.. screams and tension fills the air.. *wahlao u think u are celebrity meh.. * okay, maybe not that crucial but i like the red carpet idea... then waiters ( 3 of them) would volunteer to escort me into senso, heart of hilton... ouch**

*doors open*

and wham.. huge blackout... then 1, 2, 3 : SURPRISE AH JO!! lights and music starts to play real loud.. *muse-starlight..* then everyone claps.. *i'll be dropping my mouth wide open.. then the crows makes way for me and my 3 waiters.. from the middle to go to the front stage *imagines..

then up in the stage is a stunning 7 layers napoleon cake from Tom's .. singles with choc bits and cream at the side. Also, to a definite touch, a shining tiara right on top.. to the left.. arrangements of champagne glasses and 3 bottles of MOET champagne readied to be popped! MC announces my arrival and then the opening ceremony begins.. *i'd coughed for a few secs.. then express my gratitude.. cut the cake and pop the champagne... then let the party begins.. !! *music: sean paul- temperature.. * WOhOOOo! .. evryone starts to party... *interval break for partying..* *music: teriyaki boyz - cho large*



Then, i'd head to the bar for fruity cocktails! Hell to the yeah!.. cosmopolitans.. sex on the beach... organsm.. sgpore sling.. screwdriver.. mojito and my fav.. B52.. (one shot)! and at the end of another corner.. appetizers... sushi.. tuna on toast.. taco chips.. nachos and salsa.. and everything else fingery to touch... Oooo.. the sensation of it.. then at the end of another corner.. the gifts pa lour. gifts all things nice and expensive.. stacked up ... aaAaa the night is still young..

Performers that night: Dj ???? would come to my party for a blast.. then special 'kalau-o' singers from friends, suara sumbang from lousy friends, games, dares, and a toast to me.. special girl for the night.. then the music changes again.. *music: avril - keep holding on* everyone got into ballad and waltz.. while i dance away with friends...

*interval break for dancing*

right before the clock struck 12, the lights dimmed down a little.. drum rolls.. someone pulled me up the stage.. and then spot light shines down.. on a farway table.. lies.. a wondrous.. . VAIO C series notebook, an iPod, a Sony PSP and tons and tons of chocolate... OOOoooOOoo and also the rest of the gifts... I'll be stilled for a sec then i'd burst out in tears.. thanking everyone.. then balloons and ribbon falls from the ceiling.. party till 1... or later..

end

Plan B (most likely would happen)

S & A informed about the party and stuff at ****>>>??? (lets say X). so i'll be heading to X with a ride from my dad. then reached there.. no one inside.. then opens door... SURPRISE..

soo many ppl inside.. then say congrats.. then give presents.. cut cake then sit down for makan makan.. *interval for makan time* then got some performance or talks... yum cha lol.. then chit chat till late night..

then open present.. i got a... a... a.... another big frog.. this time a pillow frog... then happy happy take pics take pics.. then okay lol.. go frappe for a drink *it'll be around 10 this time.. then yum cha summore.. then go back lo.. that's all for the night.. i'll be very very happy cos i get a pillow and a good night's rest.. grateful that my friends threw me a party..

best times..


Plan C (it'll happen if i got pissed or angry..)

S&A told me abt party.. but i'm pissed so i wont go.. i'll be in bed the whole day pissed and upset.. phones and handphones will be ringing.. but no answer from me.. i'd locked my front gate. and my room and tell my mum not to entertain all my friends..

*back the the party venue at night liao*

friends would be pissed cos i didnt arrive and one by one left... leaving S&A (/gg) finally then night adjourned with pissed-off faces and tired looking people..

The boss of let's say Y place would shoo the crowd away and entertain walk-in-customers instead. The night fades slowly and miserably.. the present and the setting would be wasted and thrown..

waakkak

P/s: as if i'm not human la hor.. i wont do this unless u guys really pushed me to.. and i wont expect such a huge party myself.. a simple and fine one will just make me happy i tell u...

6 The Expectations

~ dear friends.. i really appreciate the fact that you'd do this for me. Gee, thanks.. but really.. dont push it too hard... and let's have a great time together okay.. no hard feelings..

7 The Dos and Donts..

okay i think S & A should know this..
~ i dont like places too fancy and too dark
~ i dont really fancy huge surprises.. *trust me
~ i dont like places without hygiene
~ i dont like to be pranked * cos i usually prank ppl
~ i dont want things i dont need * gotta put that for my mum..
~ i dont like clowns and furry mascots... *i'm scared of them

~ i like pink, purple, black and white.. green too
~ i like ppl that i can get close to..
~ i dont like party-poopers
~ i dont like ppl pushing me around.. asking me to do this and that..
~ i dont like my friends spending a lot of money for me or for themselves..
* whoops this is suppose to be all 'likes'
~ i like friends..
~ i love frappe...
~ i love my friends
~ i love simplicity..

8 The End..

well, that about wraps up everything that i wanted to say tonight.. and i'll be expecting something from you guys though i'm curious now to find out what.. just do your best and the outcome will surely make me happy.. i trust you guys.. keekekek but if you need any help from me at all.. dont hesitate to call.. ring my number... if u can get sanjaya malakar to perform for me too.. that wouldnt be so bad.. /ehheheh

that's all from me tonight.. wrote too much crap here till my dad's murmuring.. already.. eh, let me know the guest list oo ya.. i wont want party crashers .. and clowns ..

P;S all the above was just made- up to scare my friends off.. and for reader's satisfaction.. if found offending anyone anywhere.. i truly apologize and i promise it wont happen again.. Thank you for tuning into Ahjo's Blog Entry.. Chow..